You may think that it’s strange to begin a Travis posting with these to unknown gentlemen prominently displayed up front. You would be smart to ask yourself: Who are they?
Obviously, they’re men. They’re Realies. … And they’re both missing their car keys! As you’ll see, Fakies might play a role in it.
For anyone who has had that unnerving feeling that your keys, wallet, headphones, watch, vibrator, glasses, etc., was “here only a minute ago!”- I’ve got news for you: You could be right.
Much like the rest of us, Fakies tend to vehemently believe in the wholly unsubstantiated statements of their peers.
Usually, this is based more on each Fakie’s subjective personal fear or hang-ups. However, all Fakies have one consistent hang-up: They’re not Realies. But that doesn’t stop them from trying to become one.
Somehow, an erroneous rumor began some time ago that a Fakie became a Realie by eating inanimate objects. Unfortunately for Fakies, they’re not very good at keeping those things down, which is often why when you, like the two gentlemen above, have lost a small belonging: Worry not!
More than likely, a Fakie will cough it up in a short time if you’re patient enough to wait.
Feel the unreality.