-what you do to your Pets when no one else can see:
What happens to a Fakie created?
Does it dry up like a bather in the sun?
(like the Addams)–And then run?
Does it stink like wine and exotic cheese?
Or crust and sugar over–like a syrupy sweet?
Maybe it just sags like a heavy load.
Or does it explode?
Of course, hot sexy zombie girls don’t understand Fakie mores or sexuality, so they don’t really understand where Fakies’ honesty might actually be at play.
As such, feeling insulted and having only one real coping mechanism despite their keen intellectual acumen, the hot sexy zombie girls decided to attack the Fakies.
And Fakies throughout the land were terrified.
Although Fakies do always love their one connected Realie, sexually, Fakies are drawn into a different realm.
Fakies are Objectum Sexuals . This means that Fakies lust intensely after inanimate objects.
Of course, since Realies tend to control most objects in their Realie reality, this leads to a Fakie bartering system most Realies just don’t understand.
This leads to strange situations sometimes.
And so it was that they began to appear…
To a certain extent, Travis, Nigel, and Gareth knew that there were other evil imaginary beings in the world.
Still, some were entirely unknown to them:
And of course there are different levels of evil baddies:
But when the Fakies began considering all of the baddies one clear descriptive title was more than sufficient to get their attention:
To be continued…
Fakies have a fun but perplexing existence. They can totally enjoy the Realie world and they totally enjoy the Fakie realm too. But somewhere along the line, Fakies have to accept they’re imaginary.
Indeed, in terms of imaginary friends, Fakies are far outnumbered by other imaginary beings:
This means Fakies have certain
imaginary peers they are less inclined to associate with as a result.
and what the fuck is a Michelin man?
To a certain extent, this makes Fakies an elite group of imaginary friends.
(<—- Navy SEAL attack dog with titanium fangs! TOTALLY ELITE)
More so, however, they're sort of marginalized by their peers and tend to spend much more time in the Realie world as a result.
However, one day, Travis did happen to fall upon THE GREAT IMAGINARY BEINGS LIST.
While reading it over Nigel and Gareth began asking questions.
What’s this, indeed.
For part of the problem with imaginary beings (EG- Bloody Mary, Beetle Juice, Jabberwocky), is that sometimes, just by knowing they’re possible to another Fakie may make them appear.
And so it was that the Fakies learned of a subsection of imaginary beings known as Baddies, and even worse, a specific subset thereof…