Sometimes, Travis tries replacing a member of famous Fakie duos.

His results are not often successful.
Hobbes was not a successful attempt either.
Finis!
Sometimes, Travis tries replacing a member of famous Fakie duos.

His results are not often successful.
Hobbes was not a successful attempt either.
Finis!
-what you do to your Pets when no one else can see:

Finis!
And so the Great Fakie King continued to teach the Fakies their new skill-set:

One Fakie, however, was nonplussed.

Travis noticed.


And then it happened: Like telepathy, like flash forwarding, like 4G in the dial-up era, wordlessly, based solely on eye -contact, plans were hatched.
This is Vicky. She is quite possibly one of the coolest and most crazy-awesome Fakies ever.
True story:
Vicky used to be much thicker.
She felt sad because of it, despite being super awesome.
So she went to one of the best doctors in the entire history of all of reality. reality!
Because of her Fakie insurance, it cost her a lot of kitten bartering:
His procedure was quick and impressive:


Steeped on nothing but rock and roll, tattoos, alcohol, and burlesque dancer friends, Vicky who possessed inherent dominance became known throughout all of Fakieville.

Some Fakies feared her changes, but very few understood what an awesome incredible genuine Fakie that she actually was an continues to be. She and Travis’s became instant friends.
Finis!
Special guest ninja Kenneford has grown depressed lately:

Although extremely lethal, he has refrained almost entirely from doing battle with his other ninja brethren.

Unlike Fakies, he is questioning his place in the world and his own meaning.

I certainly hope he finds it.

Finis!
Fakies in their free time like to do fulfilling things:

Like in the Spring time, Fakies like to find baby calves and take naps with them. Since Fakies can be anywhere in the Realie world at any time, that they choose to do this makes it very special.