And so the Great Fakie King continued to teach the Fakies their new skill-set:
One Fakie, however, was nonplussed.
Travis noticed.
And then it happened: Like telepathy, like flash forwarding, like 4G in the dial-up era, wordlessly, based solely on eye -contact, plans were hatched.
The Great Fakie King decreed:
And so most of the Fakies learned:
“Bil Ly Fucking Jo el“
And then there was Travis… Travis, who doesn’t understand why conformity is so readily accepted:
Those bands are so fucking great!
Still, the rest of the Fakies were ecstatic!
Until there were two rebels to recon with…
-To be continued!
This is Vicky. She is quite possibly one of the coolest and most crazy-awesome Fakies ever.
True story:
Vicky used to be much thicker.
She felt sad because of it, despite being super awesome.
So she went to one of the best doctors in the entire history of all of reality. reality!
Because of her Fakie insurance, it cost her a lot of kitten bartering:
His procedure was quick and impressive:
Steeped on nothing but rock and roll, tattoos, alcohol, and burlesque dancer friends, Vicky who possessed inherent dominance became known throughout all of Fakieville.
Some Fakies feared her changes, but very few understood what an awesome incredible genuine Fakie that she actually was an continues to be. She and Travis’s became instant friends.
Finis!
What happens to a Fakie created?
Does it dry up like a bather in the sun?
Or Fester 
(like the Addams)–And then run?
Does it stink like wine and exotic cheese?
Or crust and sugar over–like a syrupy sweet?
Maybe it just sags like a heavy load.
Or does it explode?
Finis!
Sometimes, Fakies have to keep up their continuing education credits.
Fakies across all of Fakieville participate. Most Fakies really enjoy this sort of work:
Prior continued education skill-building days have ranged from Time traveling into awesome palaces to makeup application a lá the late great Tammy Faye Bakker.
And so it was that another skill-building session was selected.
To be continued…
Even though Realies don’t often see out know of Fakies, that doesn’t mean that Nature is excluded from knowing Fakie awesomeness.
Sometimes, it’s complicit.
Finis!
This is Paula:
She’s really quite strikingly attractive. However, since she was a small Fakie only political rhetoric has tickled her fancy:
Indeed, since Fakies can time travel, Paula has bent the ears of many of the greats of political history.
And despite all of this contact with great historical figures, only the rhetoric has remained. It’s as if the entirety of the substance of political rhetoric never actually existed for her.
However, in the grand scheme of things she’ll likely be fine:
Finis!
Sometimes, Fakies can make themselves really Really REALLY small:
Finis!
Moments later…
Ahem!
Of course, hot sexy zombie girls don’t understand Fakie mores or sexuality, so they don’t really understand where Fakies’ honesty might actually be at play.
As such, feeling insulted and having only one real coping mechanism despite their keen intellectual acumen, the hot sexy zombie girls decided to attack the Fakies.
