This is Paula:
She’s really quite strikingly attractive. However, since she was a small Fakie only political rhetoric has tickled her fancy:

Indeed, since Fakies can time travel, Paula has bent the ears of many of the greats of political history.


And despite all of this contact with great historical figures, only the rhetoric has remained. It’s as if the entirety of the substance of political rhetoric never actually existed for her.

However, in the grand scheme of things she’ll likely be fine:
Finis!