Fakies know:

-what you do to your Pets when no one else can see:

Finis!

Fakie Skill Building- Part II

The Great Fakie King decreed:

And so most of the Fakies learned:
“Bil Ly Fucking Jo el“

And then there was Travis… Travis, who doesn’t understand why conformity is so readily accepted:

Those bands are so fucking great!

Still, the rest of the Fakies were ecstatic!

Until there were two rebels to recon with…

-To be continued!

Sometimes: Nature

Even though Realies don’t often see out know of Fakies, that doesn’t mean that Nature is excluded from knowing Fakie awesomeness.

Sometimes, it’s complicit.

Finis!

Meet: Paula Tician

This is Paula:

She’s really quite strikingly attractive. However, since she was a small Fakie only political rhetoric has tickled her fancy:

Indeed, since Fakies can time travel, Paula has bent the ears of many of the greats of political history.

And despite all of this contact with great historical figures, only the rhetoric has remained. It’s as if the entirety of the substance of political rhetoric never actually existed for her.

However, in the grand scheme of things she’ll likely be fine:

Finis!

Dramatic conclusion

Moments later…

Ahem!