Sometimes, Fakies just don’t fully understand what Realies are doing. After seeing Kobayashi eat an insane number of hot dogs, Travis tends to think of Realie actions in terms of endurance competitions.
This sometimes leads to accurate misconceptions of what is actually occurring socially with Realies:
Of course, He isn’t entirely wrong either…
Finis!
-what you do to your Pets when no one else can see:
Finis!
And so the Great Fakie King continued to teach the Fakies their new skill-set:
One Fakie, however, was nonplussed.
Travis noticed.
And then it happened: Like telepathy, like flash forwarding, like 4G in the dial-up era, wordlessly, based solely on eye -contact, plans were hatched.
The Great Fakie King decreed:
And so most of the Fakies learned:
“Bil Ly Fucking Jo el“
And then there was Travis… Travis, who doesn’t understand why conformity is so readily accepted:
Those bands are so fucking great!
Still, the rest of the Fakies were ecstatic!
Until there were two rebels to recon with…
-To be continued!
This is Vicky. She is quite possibly one of the coolest and most crazy-awesome Fakies ever.
True story:
Vicky used to be much thicker.
She felt sad because of it, despite being super awesome.
So she went to one of the best doctors in the entire history of all of reality. reality!
Because of her Fakie insurance, it cost her a lot of kitten bartering:
His procedure was quick and impressive:
Steeped on nothing but rock and roll, tattoos, alcohol, and burlesque dancer friends, Vicky who possessed inherent dominance became known throughout all of Fakieville.
Some Fakies feared her changes, but very few understood what an awesome incredible genuine Fakie that she actually was an continues to be. She and Travis’s became instant friends.
Finis!
What happens to a Fakie created?
Does it dry up like a bather in the sun?
Or Fester 
(like the Addams)–And then run?
Does it stink like wine and exotic cheese?
Or crust and sugar over–like a syrupy sweet?
Maybe it just sags like a heavy load.
Or does it explode?
Finis!
Of course, hot sexy zombie girls don’t understand Fakie mores or sexuality, so they don’t really understand where Fakies’ honesty might actually be at play.
As such, feeling insulted and having only one real coping mechanism despite their keen intellectual acumen, the hot sexy zombie girls decided to attack the Fakies.
In general, there are a lot of things Realies may consider Fakies: funny, quirky, lovable, adorable, curious, weird, and childlike. Fakies often consider themselves simply ‘life affirming.’
However, no beings, be they Fakie or Realie, can Deny the inevitability of scarcity or the dialectics of supply and demand upon any culture. Realies tend to rely upon money as their primary method of currency allowing for some versions of barter or mercantilism.
Thus, it is that the currency of Fakies is wholly an economy based upon the Nubilissimus felinicus or “extremely young kittens”.
While ostensibly impracticable, the sheer fulfillment derived from such a system far outweighs any dearths of practicality.
Finis!
Often, Realies tend to accept reality without actually embracing how unique it is every second of their existence. 
Fakies, however, revel in it. Fakies pay keen attention to their Realie reality, finding humor and pleasure in not only its concrete reality but also in its outright absurdity.
Living in a Realie world may mean all sorts of absurd things Realies just fail to acknowledge a bizarre because Realies have grown accustomed to them.
But then again Fakies tend to appreciate things Realies consider useless too.
Finis!
