Gareth + ? Forever:

Fakies sometimes have a hard time with signs. It took Ferdinand de Saussure a lifetime to figure out his theory, but Fakies never really went to any of his parties.

Distinguishing the ‘signified’ from the ‘signifier’ and what is ‘Realie real’ versus what is ‘Fakie real’ is confusing when one is an imaginary friend.

So it was that Gareth feel in love:

Of course, some objects in Realie reality occupy a very odd and anthropomorphic position in the world. Whatever the case, Gareth heads fallen head over heels for the object of his affections:

Meet: Vicky

This is Vicky. She is quite possibly one of the coolest and most crazy-awesome Fakies ever.

True story:

Vicky used to be much thicker.

She felt sad because of it, despite being super awesome.

So she went to one of the best doctors in the entire history of all of reality. reality!

Because of her Fakie insurance, it cost her a lot of kitten bartering:

His procedure was quick and impressive:

Steeped on nothing but rock and roll, tattoos, alcohol, and burlesque dancer friends, Vicky who possessed inherent dominance became known throughout all of Fakieville.

Some Fakies feared her changes, but very few understood what an awesome incredible genuine Fakie that she actually was an continues to be. She and Travis’s became instant friends.

Finis!

Meet: Paula Tician

This is Paula:

She’s really quite strikingly attractive. However, since she was a small Fakie only political rhetoric has tickled her fancy:

Indeed, since Fakies can time travel, Paula has bent the ears of many of the greats of political history.

And despite all of this contact with great historical figures, only the rhetoric has remained. It’s as if the entirety of the substance of political rhetoric never actually existed for her.

However, in the grand scheme of things she’ll likely be fine:

Finis!

Scenes of Fakie Terror

And Fakies throughout the land were terrified. 

Fakies at the doctor

Travis is waiting for the doctor to tell him the results from the tests he’s requested.

He doesn’t get that all of his limbs are phantom.  Also, more like a Realie, Fakie insurance its accepted virtually nowhere.