The celebrity!

Maru the internet sensation cat!

And gifts were bestowed upon the celebrity.

and Maru was happy.

Gareth + ? forever: Continued!

Gareth tried for some time to get the object of his affection to pay attention to him but inevitably understood something:

Gareth believed his love was communicating with him through dance:

And so they danced until nighttime.

And gentlemen never tell.

Finis!

Fakies know:

-what you do to your Pets when no one else can see:

Finis!

Gareth + ? Forever:

Fakies sometimes have a hard time with signs. It took Ferdinand de Saussure a lifetime to figure out his theory, but Fakies never really went to any of his parties.

Distinguishing the ‘signified’ from the ‘signifier’ and what is ‘Realie real’ versus what is ‘Fakie real’ is confusing when one is an imaginary friend.

So it was that Gareth feel in love:

Of course, some objects in Realie reality occupy a very odd and anthropomorphic position in the world. Whatever the case, Gareth heads fallen head over heels for the object of his affections:

Fakie Skill Building- Part III

And so the Great Fakie King continued to teach the Fakies their new skill-set:

One Fakie, however, was nonplussed.

Travis noticed.

And then it happened: Like telepathy, like flash forwarding, like 4G in the dial-up era, wordlessly, based solely on eye -contact, plans were hatched.

Sometimes: Nature

Even though Realies don’t often see out know of Fakies, that doesn’t mean that Nature is excluded from knowing Fakie awesomeness.

Sometimes, it’s complicit.

Finis!

Meet: Paula Tician

This is Paula:

She’s really quite strikingly attractive. However, since she was a small Fakie only political rhetoric has tickled her fancy:

Indeed, since Fakies can time travel, Paula has bent the ears of many of the greats of political history.

And despite all of this contact with great historical figures, only the rhetoric has remained. It’s as if the entirety of the substance of political rhetoric never actually existed for her.

However, in the grand scheme of things she’ll likely be fine:

Finis!

Dramatic conclusion

Moments later…

Ahem!

Sheer Chaos

Of course, hot sexy zombie girls don’t understand Fakie mores or sexuality, so they don’t really understand where Fakies’ honesty might actually be at play.  
As such, feeling insulted and having only one real coping mechanism despite their keen intellectual acumen, the hot sexy zombie girls decided to attack the Fakies.

Fakies and Sexuality

Although Fakies do always love their one connected Realie, sexually, Fakies are drawn into a different realm.

Fakies are Objectum Sexuals . This means that Fakies lust intensely after inanimate objects.

Of course, since Realies tend to control most objects in their Realie reality, this leads to a Fakie bartering system most Realies just don’t understand.

This leads to strange situations sometimes.

Finis!